Can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach for the stars

Wish that I could stay forever this young

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Types of gym goers observed by their water bottle

1. Plastic reusable: freshman or Fossil Free leftwing nutbars or activist lesbians
2. Dasani (aka from ground level bending machine): not usual gym goers somehow decided not to masturbate for once
3. Smartwater: self aware homos
4. Pellegrino (plastic): GSB douchebags
5. Pellegrino (glass): get the fuck out right now